|English: Polish spaghetti pasta with sauce (Photo credit: Wikipedia)|
Via Lori L.
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian
woman for several years. One night, during one of
their rendezvous, she confided in him that
she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation
or his marriage, he said he would give her a large
sum of money if she would go to Italy and
secretly have the child.
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child,
he would also provide child support until the child
She agreed, but asked, "How will you know
when the baby was born?" To keep it discrete, he told
her to simply mail him a post card, and Write
`Spaghetti` on the back. He would then arrange for
child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his
confused wife. "Honey, you received a very strange
post card today," she said.
"Oh, just give it to me and I will explain it later,"
he said. The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband
read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written: Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Two with meat balls, one without.